OPERATION: SQUIGGLY BEAN
After the previous party destroyed itself along with an entire town. The Time Bandits regrouped around Waco. The city of Waco is currently under attack by the Antagonizer whom is trying to get revenge on the Time Bandits after being shot by them in the head at Lugnut Flats.
1. Defend Waco until Antagonizer and Hive have been neutralized.
5/6 of current Waco must remain
Rebuilding Waco buildings may be an alternative to successfully keeping them from being destroyed, more later
2. Ensure the Survival of Radio Personality: Yo-Yo On the Radio
3. Neutralize Antagonizer and the Ant Hive – BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
Current Plans to accomplish Objectives
“I SAY WE TAKE THE ANT QUEEN, AND RAPE HER!”
Lure Ant Attack force using a seemingly ‘perfect place for a base camp’ and BLOW THEM TO HELL WITH EXPLOSIVES
“And the opening pitch as The Time Bandits surprise The AntAgonizers with an explosive double play.” -Yo-yo On the Radio
The camp was laced with explosives which were set off by two artillery shells fired from Waco. Melee team leaped out of an underground bunker to start the assault on the enemy base.
Decimate the Remaining members of the forward attack force, hopefully including the Antagonizer pm Drugged Up Rampage!
-8 Nuka-Colas consumed each —> 24 Hours without sleep
-Various Enhancement Drugs
“It was like they just didn’t give a fuck about hitting their own guys with explosives… I mean we’re a band of messed-up junkies riding giant fire-breathing ants, but those guys… those guys would torture, rape and kill their own mothers to keep us from using their family members as a bargaining chip.”
-Zack “Lucky Nuts” Morrison (Surviving member of AntAgonizer vs. Time-Bandit 1st and 2nd campaigns)
After bombarding their own team with artillery and setting off explosives around themselves, The Time Bandits leapt out of their position to attack the AntAgonizer forces through melee combat. Mundy Sweet caught the scent of queen bees and ran off towards the enemy Bunker. Thor and Ziggy proceeded to cut down the wounded enemies that were still threats on the battlefield. Nicholas Castle, Road Warrior, and Buddy Scout launched their offensive with long range weaponry. A squadron of Ant Nymphs with riders came and started dive bombing the area causing Thor to be flown into the sky and Mundo to grapple one ant queen.
Collapse and/or Effectively Destroy the Giant Mutant Ant Hive using Explosives and/or Artillery Fire
Receive our reward, AKA“ GET PAID AND FUCK BITCHES”
All members of time bandits are now considered important people of Waco. (possibly akin to town council members)
5. SLEEP OF THE WORST 2-WEEK DRUG-INDUCED HANGOVER ANY OF US HAVE EXPERIENCED (In Downtime)
-Priest who took Super Soldier Serum
-Road Warrior who took (insert proper name) “Get an extra move action every round Serum”
-Thor who took (insert proper name) “Con Booster Serum and Strength Booster”
-Everyone Else who Took (insert whatever narcotics we took)
Party Members Have Recieved from Waco:
-3 Fragmentation Grenades Each
|Weapon||Damage||Critical||Damage Type||Burst Radius||Reflex DC||Range Increment||Size||Weight||Purchase DC||Restriction|
|Fragmentation grenade||4d6||-||Slashing||20 ft.||15||10 ft.||Tiny||1 lb.||15||Mil (+3)|
-A bunch of Drugs (One of the recorders please fill list)