Members of Time Bandits for this Campaign
Dan, The Crimson Death, Barnes
Crunch Punch the Crotch Crusher
Ezekial Cullen – Exiled?
Hot Psychic Woman-Deceased
Toe Jam the Road Warrior-Deceased
Upon entering Lufkin, TB Inc. decided to stop at the local bar to rest. One local decided to pick a fight with Senator’s Son and thus Crunch Punch the Crotch Crusher, promptly dispatched the assailant by exploding the belligerent’s genitalia.
Flaming Psycho Girl Pulled a gun and had her head exploded by one of the locals. Thus her cousin Ezekial Cullen promptly shot a grenade launcher within the bar. The locals had thus began to route while the members of TB inc. decided to pursue, save and flee at the same time.
Sticky Fingers and Toe Jam decided to enter into the tank and crash through the building in order to kill the town barkeep. At this point the town watch noticed the commotion and decided that the best way to proceed would be to firmly blow up offending crashed machine with a missile launcher.
Due to the explosion, the truck got trapped in the wreakage and thus Sticky Fingers and Toe Jam passed away in a fiery blaze. A regulator subsequently came to arrest all of us when Crunch Punch launched a stick of dynamite into a pile of the party’s explosives and thus destroyed the other standing half of the town.
The Crimson Death having sustained serious injury, decided to play possum by vomitting the blood that he had drank previously in the fight all over himself.